Deadmau5 fiction

So There I Was, Alone With You:
- Hi Friend! For Lack of a Better Name. I'm Arguru.
- My name is Soma.
- From Botswana, right?
- Not Exactly, Brazil.
- I Remember Faxing Brazil. Ooh, wait, not Brazil, Berlin ! Faxing Berlin.
- Yeah, Sometimes Things Get, Whatever, Complications (my English is poor). You see Arguru, Word Problems apir*. Like: Brazil and Berlin.
The 16th Hour has come. It's Ghosts 'n' Stuff hour.
Soma asked me to frighten her. I frightened her. She asked for Moar Ghosts 'n' Stuff.
I said FML* (in Portuguese) and she replied:
- Arguru, see you tomorrow ;;)
Obviously she did not get the right message. Love these foreign chicks!



*apir = appear
*FML = fuck off my lady

Author: me :)